Fri., Nov. 6, 2009 1:27 PM PST by Ted Casablanca

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Dear Ted:
Am I the only one that found it ironic when Natalie Portman basically compared eating meat to condoning rape, considering that as a signer of the Roman Polanski petition she actually is condoning rape? I like her as an actress but that kind of crap is seriously making me rethink.
—Bridget

Dear Pissed Off Portman:
Now, I love N.P., but I'm not a fan of some of her beliefs. Obviously, the comparison exists, and it's not a great one. Maybe she should say she's sorry like I did.

Dear Ted:
I know you keep saying Tay-Tay is for publicity, but are they emotionally and physically attracted to each other? I love Tay-Tay.
—Jamie

Dear Hopes for TaySquared:
Duh—they are horny teenagers, after all.

Dear Ted:
I am what is referred to as a "Balehead" because I am somewhat of a Christian Bale fan...OK maybe an obsessed fan! I have to know: Has Christian Bale ever been a B.V.?
—Tex

Dear B-Brain:
So are members of Team Awful. But the answer's no. What needs to be blinded about that boy's issues? They're already out there!

Dear Ted:
OK, I get the whole I'm a young celebrity who is trying to be a badass stoner, but its totally getting old. I don't care what people think of me either but damn, Kristen Stewart, a shower and stylist wouldn't kill you. And I also get the whole hush-hush about Robert Pattinson and Kristen being together or not. She's on the big screen and if Kristen didn't want people knowing about how effed up she was, then she should have been a waitress.
—Cherry

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